Dani is the cutest
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
LOOK IT UP
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring
so many of you are cute as fuck and that upsets me greatly
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
dude sell that shit to disney
Bigger on the inside
so thats the function of a rubber duck
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
I’d probably do that just because physics.
Because someone wanted this rebloggable