Dani is the cutest

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

damespock:

ussawesome:

i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring

Here ya go guys

bulletluckfield:

so many of you are cute as fuck and that upsets me greatly

“Arthur won’t even notice I’m gone”

theforgottenexhunter:

toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ponyboyismyhomeboy:

my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.

WHAT

dude sell that shit to disney

niknak79:

Bigger on the inside

i-am-satan-i-have-cookies:

so thats the function of a rubber duck

chaztheweasel:

tibblewinkles:

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

I’d probably do that just because physics.

laugh-until-you-drop:

Because someone wanted this rebloggable